February 2012
22 posts
Feb 22nd
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Feb 19th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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I have to pee so bad but I just painted my nails and I will totally ruin them unzipping my pants!!! What’s a girl to do?!
Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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Workaholics retweeted me!! But… I got an email about it but it won’t show up on my twitter. Am I getting punk’d? Cause I SWEAR to god.
Feb 11th
My shot glass is sticky
Feb 11th
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
67 notes
Oh fuck.
Feb 6th
I’m about to dye my hair blonde! Jesus help me, please don’t let it turn out orange.
Feb 5th
Feb 2nd
23,610 notes
January 2012
44 posts
Jan 31st
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Jan 29th
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Jan 27th
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I’m going to bleach my hair and change my name then move away and make friends with people that want to hang out with me. Drunk white girl problems.
Jan 26th
Just took my exit exam for my presalon class to get on the salon floor. I feel like buying a pack of cigarettes and smoking them all right now!!
Jan 25th
Holy shit I don’t think I’ve ever been this fucking bored in class ever I think I’m going to burn my eyelids off with my curling iron Helllllp
Jan 24th
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zizzlezazzle: reDy to leave this damn country LOW COUNTRIES HERE WE COME
Jan 24th
Jan 24th
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just got a twitterrrrrrrr shitcuffysays FOLLOW ME please.
Jan 24th
Jan 24th
Taking shots, watching workaholics. Best. Night. EVER
Jan 24th
i want to start drinking nowwwwwwww daydrinking yay
Jan 21st
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
287 notes
Jan 20th
Sometimes I feel like everyone is seriously annoyed by me. That is probably a true feeling that is real. I drink too much.
Jan 20th
Reblog if you had a boner today.
Jan 20th
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Suntrust called me about some fraudulent charges they suspected… Someone charged $0.34 to my card from the Gaylord palms. NICE TRY BITCH
Jan 20th
Jan 18th
211 notes
I think my waiter roofied me. One margarita down and I am wasteddd. Gotta go back to school
Jan 18th
DEMONS
HOLY SHIT, just got woken up at 3am from all the smoke detectors going off in the house. I ran downstairs and looked for a fire but nope no fire. I KNEW THERE ARE FUCKING DEMONS IN THIS HOUSE How the hell am I supposed to go back to sleep, I feel like I just had a heart attack
Jan 17th
Jan 16th
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Jan 13th
holy shit i feel so weird. we had a field trip today to some malls to go buy makeup for class and myself and two other bitchez decided to go to applebee’s and get our drink on. now i’m at work kinda buzzed and super fucking sleepy. i’m trying to pay attention to breaking bad BUT I JUST CAN’T DO IT i am so tired no more bahama mama’s ever. 
Jan 13th
Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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zizzlezazzle: bell biv devoe been singing in my head all morning bell biv devoe hangin with me in my dreams last night……………… POISON RINGTONE 4 LIFE
Jan 10th
Jan 10th
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