hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails

b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

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behindbobsburgers:

This Bowie Tina was made for me by my friend Tara Armov, and Tattooed on me by my friend Uncle Josh. Hope it makes your day! Wham, Bam, Thank you Mam! (via Ginger Champagne)

behindbobsburgers:

This Bowie Tina was made for me by my friend Tara Armov, and Tattooed on me by my friend Uncle Josh. Hope it makes your day! Wham, Bam, Thank you Mam! (via Ginger Champagne)

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cupcakes-and-ouija-boards:

stephluvvsyou:

tigerhazard:

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

did a ghost do my taxes. i’m scared of eating ribbons.

This may be the most hilarious list ever.

"am I old enough to walk"

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onlylolgifs:

Secret Agent Cat

onlylolgifs:

Secret Agent Cat

(via tastefullyoffensive)

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multipack:

if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted

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